What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."
Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law"
They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now!
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...
Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving!
Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well
I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator.
What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...
Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!
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Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."
Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law"
They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now!
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...
Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving!
Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well
I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator.
What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...
Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!
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