Reality is an Illusion caused by Alcohol deficiency.
Brains aren't everything.
In fact, in your case, they're nothing.
You never fail until you stop trying.
If nothing lasts forever,
will you be my nothing?
The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Is that love I see in your eyes,
Or merely a reflection of mine?
Death is not the greatest loss in life,
The greatest loss is
What dies in you when you are alive.
How do u keep busy an idiot?
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Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV...
I"ve got the ship, you"ve got the harbor
There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through...
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...
The secret of happiness is not
doing what one likes, but
liking what one has to do.
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
Always forgive your enemies;
nothing else annoys them so much.
It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails..
I am sorry
How can I begin to say I am sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.
I am sorry
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Science without Religion is Lame,
Religion without Science is Blind.
A man can't be too carefull in the choice of his enemies.
Algebra: A weapon of math destruction.
Good days come often,
Bad days do too,
But the best days only come
when I?m with you.
Plan your work and work your plan.
What is a free gift?
Aren't all gifts free?
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out.
Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down
If you can't explain it simply,
you don't understand it well enough
Be nice to your kids.
They'll choose your nursing home
Prospective father-in-law - Do you drink?
Prospective son-in-law - First tell me, whether it is a question or an invitation.
Teacher: Nissar tum kaise paida hue?
Nissar: Jawani janeman ??.
Hasin dilruba?..Mile do dil jawaan??
Nissar ho gaya!
Familiarity breeds children
Brains aren't everything.
In fact, in your case, they're nothing.
You never fail until you stop trying.
If nothing lasts forever,
will you be my nothing?
The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Is that love I see in your eyes,
Or merely a reflection of mine?
Death is not the greatest loss in life,
The greatest loss is
What dies in you when you are alive.
How do u keep busy an idiot?
Press down
-
Press up
...
Press Down
...!
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV...
I"ve got the ship, you"ve got the harbor
There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through...
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...
The secret of happiness is not
doing what one likes, but
liking what one has to do.
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
Always forgive your enemies;
nothing else annoys them so much.
It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails..
I am sorry
How can I begin to say I am sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.
I am sorry
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Science without Religion is Lame,
Religion without Science is Blind.
A man can't be too carefull in the choice of his enemies.
Algebra: A weapon of math destruction.
Good days come often,
Bad days do too,
But the best days only come
when I?m with you.
Plan your work and work your plan.
What is a free gift?
Aren't all gifts free?
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out.
Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down
If you can't explain it simply,
you don't understand it well enough
Be nice to your kids.
They'll choose your nursing home
Prospective father-in-law - Do you drink?
Prospective son-in-law - First tell me, whether it is a question or an invitation.
Teacher: Nissar tum kaise paida hue?
Nissar: Jawani janeman ??.
Hasin dilruba?..Mile do dil jawaan??
Nissar ho gaya!
Familiarity breeds children